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04

Jun

And of course I end up… with the bride.
"Ullo sweetheart! You doing anything this evening?" [nudge nudge wink wink look up her skirt]

And of course I end up… with the bride.

"Ullo sweetheart! You doing anything this evening?" [nudge nudge wink wink look up her skirt]

03

Jun

So I ended up spooking the guests? So what? Angelic Pirates do that you know!

So I ended up spooking the guests? So what? Angelic Pirates do that you know!

02

Jun

Whut? Whazdis? ‘s GIRLIE STUFF!!!

Whut? Whazdis? ‘s GIRLIE STUFF!!!

On the gate, so very near! Harrrrrr!!!! (Trying to break off tips of gate for weaponry but no luck.)

On the gate, so very near! Harrrrrr!!!! (Trying to break off tips of gate for weaponry but no luck.)

01

Jun

Can’t say they weren’t warned.

Can’t say they weren’t warned.

I hear people talking in the garden. Shall I sneak up and see if there’s any wimmin an’ ale I may introduce meself to?

I hear people talking in the garden. Shall I sneak up and see if there’s any wimmin an’ ale I may introduce meself to?

31

May

Ah! A big mansion full of loot - now we’re talking!

Ah! A big mansion full of loot - now we’re talking!

I tried to educate the Pirate to keep the straight and narrow but it turned out that the ol’ bible was just as full of violence as any modern-day novel so, um, the Pirate was impressed but not necessarily in a good way. *sigh*

I tried to educate the Pirate to keep the straight and narrow but it turned out that the ol’ bible was just as full of violence as any modern-day novel so, um, the Pirate was impressed but not necessarily in a good way. *sigh*

29

May

- “The city that never sleeps? What are they? Insane?”
- “Maybe but I love the place.”
- “So do we go there?”
- “No dice.”
- “…”

- “The city that never sleeps? What are they? Insane?”

- “Maybe but I love the place.”

- “So do we go there?”

- “No dice.”

- “…”

- “This place looks nifty! What’s here?”
- “It’s Japan! We’ve been there with Sophie. Remember THAT?”
- “That was awesome. Can we go there again?”
- “I wish, Pirate, I wish.”

- “This place looks nifty! What’s here?”

- “It’s Japan! We’ve been there with Sophie. Remember THAT?”

- “That was awesome. Can we go there again?”

- “I wish, Pirate, I wish.”