Arrr! I am the Dread Pirate. Gavroche is my name but friends call me Dread Pirate. I come from the heathen lands of CaliforniYAY and travel the world in search of the sunrise. Or sunset, whichever way my companions take me. I am tough. I am rough. I am also made of plastic so I am waterproof and cannot drown. I like me some ale and loose wimmin, and since I am made of plastic they tend to like me back. Follow me here to see where the fates take me next!
My earlier adventures were recorded by the bards over here: http://dreadpirategavroche.blogspot.com/ Take a peek and then return, you hear?
I tried to educate the Pirate to keep the straight and narrow but it turned out that the ol’ bible was just as full of violence as any modern-day novel so, um, the Pirate was impressed but not necessarily in a good way. *sigh*